Heard standing at the food counter about to pay for my Wendy's breakfast at Baltimore Washington International at 5:47 a.m.
Wendy's manager lady: "That'll be $4.57"
(Her cell phone rings and she answers loudly)
Wendy's manager lady: "You got about 30 minutes to get your sorry a$$ in here!....What time then?.......What?.....8 o' clock?!! $%#& that mother-$#&$*!! I don't need you or your #$&%, don't even bother coming in........Ya, fired.......Notice? You don't get no $%#^& notice! This is your notice mother &@#$!
(hands me my receipt)
Wendy's manager lady: "Have a nice day ma'am"
8 comments:
What the heck were you ordering at Wendy's before 6 a.m.? Don't get me wrong I love me some crispy chicken nuggets and jr. bacon cheeseburgers from Ms. Wendy, I mean they really rev my engines, but at 6 a.m.? Also I totally read the manager's comments as if it were the limo driver on the Chappelle standup.
bahahahahahaaha thank you for sharing that story...i am literally laughing out loud...how come YOU get all the winners?
I was running on 2 hours of sleep but they actually were serving breakfast so I got a breakfast burrito and an orange juice. True story. And that was a perfect way to read it Dave, it was just like that...
tears in my eyes...tears in my eyes...you can't make this kind of story up...it must be real!! ROFLMAO
That was hilarious!! How are you doing.. Clint updated me on a few things. We miss ya. Come over for a visit when you can we'd love to have you.
Loved it. Hope you were in MD for pleasure. I miss you.
What an awesome way to get fired.
hahaha oh gotta love your life.
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