Tuesday, February 17, 2009

A PSA.........Your Welcome


If you leave six eggs in shallow water, boiling on the stove and then go into your room and start watching Seinfeld, and then get sidetracked by a call from a good friend that you haven't talked to for a while, and then subsequently ignore a mysterious unpleasant smell wafting into your room... a few things may or may not happen. 1) All but two of the eggs will blow up and it will sound like someone is firing a gun in your house. 2) After the explosions start, it's probably not a good idea to come near the stove because there will be harmful flying debris. 3) Those who are within a 15 feet radius will get egg in their hair. 4) Your roommate's boyfriend will come flying downstairs ready to take down an intruder with a gun. 5) You will be cleaning egg off of ceilings and vaulted ceilings alike for a week. 6) Your roommates, and all others involved, will put a moratorium on you cooking in your own kitchen, and you may or may not be ridiculed forever.

9 comments:

amelia said...

Don't take your aggression over "The Bachelor" out on innocent eggs.

Kate said...

Only you could make me laugh out loud after a failure of a day that was today. You are hilarious.

Wendy said...

Ah...to be a fly on the wall for this...
Wow.

Amanda May said...

Wow Tiffany! I think your accident prone/have bad luck/etc. I wouldn't want you in the kitchen either!

Lo said...

Tiff, that's pretty good. I love it. And it made Beaux laugh out loud, which is good,so thanks for that.

Brent Festge said...

dude I love blowed up eggs. Eating them, or just holding them and crying.

Princess Anna said...

Tiffany, you're not allowed to have children yet.

Carly said...

WOW. I'm pretty sure this beats the ham hock incident. At least you didn't include "you stand back and watch as several firemen run by you with their axes and industrial fans, ready to fight the fire, and you pretend like you don't even live there" on your list. I actually burnt a pan tonight so thanks for sharing this... It made me feel a little better about my negligence. I just wish I could have been there to share the experience with you. This really made me giggle. I love you.

Jacelle said...

Ummm Carly....people aren't supposed to know about that....