Dear Elizabeth Hasselbeck,
I hate your stupid face. On the rare occasion that I watch The View, I only do so with the hope that one of the ladies will break one of their chairs over your head. In fact, I would most likely be willing to give a kidney just to see one of the Viewies Karate chop you in the stomach. (I would give a lung if I could do it myself). I would rather submit to a lengthy root canal procedure than hold two words conference with you. Ever. Please develop an addictive habit that spirals out of control, thus forcing you to leave the entertainment world. Or just kindly leave. Either way.
Sincerely
The Anti-Elizabeth Board
P.S. - You are stupid. And your voice makes my ears hemorrhage.
8 comments:
hahahaaaaahahahahaha! you are so funny. i love that you are so funny! hee hee.
You and Rampage Dave really are made for each other...
Anytime I watch the View I feel like Lewis Black at IHOP. See:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lak-5I6jdhQ
(disregard the visual. some clown set the sound to an anime video - like to know the thought process behind that dynamite idea)
harsh man
Geez. I may have to watch at some point, just to see.
Recent life changes have allowed me to watch a little daytime TV, but I make a point to never watch the View. E-Hass may be annoying, but she is the 5th most annoying on that show. They are all stupid, annoying and unfunny- but at least they talk over themselves while doing it.
What's the view? Stupid Utards and their t.v shows!
hahahahaha omg sis you are freaking hilarious and am so glad to know you. oh yeah i have to tell you what my husband said when i told him bout your bestie in choir. HILARIOUS. OK LOVE YA
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