You are a sick, sick man. What the hell is wrong with you. It will probably be at least a month before I am able to eat cheese of any sort again. And I liked cheese. Thanks a heap.
A non-breast-milk consumer
PS- I am reminded of a Jurassic Park quote "you were so preoccupied with whether or not you could, you didn't stop to think if you should." And now you've done ruined cheese for countless Americans.