Saturday, August 21, 2010

Dear Jaywalking Pedestrians in Salt Lake,


You've been testing me for years and now I'm done. I will no longer be yielding or stopping for you as you traipse across the road without a care. Maybe if I didn't live four blocks away from Energy Solutions Arena (with Jazz games, concerts and other crap every other freakin night) and three blocks away from the Gateway Mall (idiot tourists and moron teenagers), I would have a few more years of patience left in me. But I don't. Today driving by the downtown Farmer's market I heard the audible snap of my patience. And now you are at risk. Even if everyone else stops and enables your inconsideration I will not. YOU will wait for ME, even if you have to stand there in the middle of traffic. And if you don't, and care to play chicken with a Dodge Stratus, well then may God be with you........ Oh and just so you know, most likely there will be a scene. I am not scared of the horn and I will be yelling at you to pull your head out and you will look like a fool. Good Day.

Sincerely,
I'm Through.

3 comments:

Lyrica said...

Oh Salote, I love it when your sweet voice demands respect in enforcing law and letting that pedestrian know who's in the right of way. Dang inconsiderate walking humans..pffftt.

Jacelle said...

I will ignore your sarcasm and take it that you concur. Thank you for your support Mele

jules said...

hahahaha... love the two comments above. i pray for pedestrians who cross you...