Monday, June 27, 2011

Red Lobster


If you decide, during a girls/bachelorette weekend, to spend some time at a pool lounging in the sun less than a week before your nuptials, please consult a sunscreen expert, like a dermatologist or a fair-skinned redhead. If you don't your smugness for actually remember to bring sunblock will quickly be shattered when, even though you thought you applied the cream thoroughly, you find that you are a lobster five hours later, save it be a handful of random spots where you actually did apply enough sunscreen. You will be in mind-boggling pain, and though you apply aloe every hour on the hour it will do little to comfort you when you go to places where wearing a bra is absolutely mandatory. You will most likely be peeling on your wedding day and the thought of taking a sunny honeymoon cruise the week following your I do's may or may not give you night terrors. Moreover, you will learn the hard way that when your fairest-skinned friend, who is watching you apply sunscreen says under her breath "I don't trust your application," you should probably heed the comment.

5 comments:

Lyrica said...

Awww kalofae to red lobster. Well...if you wouldve wore that burka like I told you...and that relentlessly have made fun of me for...then you wouldnt be in this predicament? Am I right or am I right? See what happens when you laugh in the face of the naked challenged, you end up wishing you had listened.

Gina Fiefia said...

ahahaha i was thinking the same thing when we were complaining about being sunburnt. aahhh alex keeps laughing at me cause the girls every touch kills and laying down..so basically every activity kills from this sunburn. boo but still a great weekend!!

Braden said...

Oh never nude doraleen how right you are! I feel for you, Tiff, and I accept the fact that I will end up paying for your mistakes. After all I am the little brother, higgens, and ,alas, toad. I shall serve thee faithfully. With every shed of your pure skin and every brutal application of aloe I will stand by your side and "FETCH... BOY!"

jules said...

hahahahahaha @Braden... perhaps we should just change it to a nudist wedding so you don't have to worry about anymore troublesome bras...

Red Lobster said...

I think the most delicious dish of Red Lobster is Red Lobster Cheddar Bay Biscuits