Dear Clearance Easter Candy,
You may have beaten me this year. One might say you made me cave like a house of cards and now your chocolaty cravings that are staying with me only remind me of your sound 2012 triumph, along with my stint in your sugary POW camp after my capture. But this is just one battle my friend. I know where you are and I know how to avoid you now. So relish in your spoils this year, because even if I have to avoid stores for two weeks after Easter in future years I will do it to ensure my victory.
Your biggest fan and worst enemy