Thursday, April 12, 2012

I didn't have pockets

If you are a backstage director during a massive social event and you are required last minute to go onstage and present an award, make sure you don't have your cell phone sticking face up in your bra. You WILL likely receive a call while you are standing in the middle of the stage waiting for the recipient to come up and your boob will light up in front of 1,100 people.


Leigh said...

This is perhaps the most profound blog post you have ever written, my friend.

jules said...

Another life lesson for the books. I'll be sure to write this one down.