Friday, October 1, 2010

Why I know I am entitled to a GREAT weekend...

Because so far this week I......

Missed Trax and the express bus twice.
This means being forced to ride the regular bus where 4.6 seconds after acceleration I am soundly motion sick and then there are people with space issues, neck tattoos, and a handful that, on more one occasion, have openly had heated conversations with themselves.

Tweaked my shoulder working out.
I've tweaked a lot of things in my day but my right shoulder has proudly remained unscathed despite my glorious seven years of throwing shot-put. Streak broken.

Had to sit next to a BYU Spanish professor that had mind-boggling halitosis.
And I DO mean the worst I have ever wiffed. In. My. Life. I though my olfactory system was going to revolt and refuse me air.

My last working earphones broke.
Nothing here. It just sucked.

Broke a nail that I JUST painted.

..And was called "sir" on the phone. AGAIN.
No, I don't want to talk about it.

So convenient rational tells me I am going to have a kick A weekend. I'll let you know how it goes.

Update: It was.


saintlai said...

hahahaha! You def deserve a great weekend!

jules said...

BAHAAHAAAAHH!! i had to contort my face to stop myself from cracking up when i read the "got called 'sir' on the phone again" .....if only steph were here now to do your man voice.... hahahahahahahahha